Yankees in Need of Locker Room Replacement for Jeter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPgA1EkcK74

With Derek Jeter retiring the New York Yankees will be looking for a veteran leader in the locker room. The Yankees will need someone that has a pedigree of winning, and bagging a bevy of beauties. Might I suggest Charlie Sheen? He has a great baseball pedigree from his times with the Cleveland Indians.